So last year I wrote up the skeleton of a play to be performed at e.g. The National, centred around the use, misuse and romantic implications of the Two Together Railcard. But I did actually write the play itself. I sent this off to a few places, who presumably thought that a 30-minute play about a little-known British railcard was a little too niche. If you disagree, there’s nothing I’d love more than to see this play actually performed. If you want to, please just me know – or even better than that, please just produce it and invite me to its premier as a surprise.